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STICK! Careful. CAREFUL

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

Tacoma Woman Dies in Car Accident on Highway 167 in Puyallup, Washington / Puyallup Car Accident Lawyer

May 15th 2009

Tacoma Woman Dies in Car Accident on Highway 167 in Puyallup, Washington / Puyallup Car Accident Lawyer

At 5:00 a.m. 19 year-old Amanada Young was driving on Highway 167 in Puyallop, Washington with a 14 year-old girl as a passenger when she veared into the oncoming lanes of traffic.  Thge resulting car accident was horrific.  The 1987 Mercedes Amanda was driving was splint in two ejecting her and her passenger from the car. Ammanda was found dead and her passenger was to Children’s Hopistal in tacoma.
One car hit by the Mercedes was driven by Kenneth Harter, of Buckley, who also suffered critical injuries and was taken to Tacoma General Hospital.  A second car hit by the Mercedes was driven by Jacob D. Jones, of Bonney Lake, who received minor injuries.
It sounds like Amanda fell asleep at the wheel and crossed into on coming traffic.  Fatigue is one of the biggest causes of car accident fatalities.  If you find yourself falling a sleep at the wheel, pull over and take a quick 15 minute nap.  It may just save your life and that of the drivers on the road with you.
Max Meyers, Esq.

http://wainjurylawblog.com/car-accidents/tacoma-woman-dies-in-car-accident-on-highway-167-in-puyallup-washington-puyallup-car-accident-lawyer

The Princess Story

The Princess Story

There once was a princess and a prince.  She  wanted the prince to marry her. The princess liked the boy  because he was wonderful.  Her name was Billie and his name was Shawn. The  princess liked him a lot, a lot, a lot, and a lot. The prince liked

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her a lot, a lot, and a very lot, just like the princess. So she got her dress on and her crown on. He got his pants on and everything on and they kissed and spinned around and got married. Then they go to eat and go home and sleep.