Saturday, 28 July 2012

Today's Inspirational Quote

"It is infinitely more exciting to live a life of catastrophic failures than a life of could-haves, should-haves and would-haves."

what is KARMA?

Karma is the destiny man weaves for himself. L. H. LESLIE-SMITH, Karma, Rhythmic Return to Harmony I'm the caboose of the wrong doings you produce The wild tail of the tornado running loose You tie the noose, I kick the chair I'm the cyanide that snatch your life when you gasp for air The echo of the "Fuck you" that boomerangs to hurt your loved ones The thief that took your son, held by ransom The pervert that raped your wife The hand that held the knife that took your life You shot Tupac and Biggie Now I'm coming after you like V-W-X-Y-Z This is cause and effect, the domino effect The "What goes up, must come down" effect You hopin' though, that you had a hand in doin the doin The conclusion of th evil that you ended and start pursuing Ain't no running from Karma, and no running Ain't no running from Karma, and no running BLACK EYED PEAS, Karma here is good Karma, there is bad Karma, and as the wheel of life moves on, old Karma is exhausted and again fresh Karma is accumulated. Although at first it may appear that nothing can be more fatalistic than this doctrine, yet a little consideration will show that in reality this is not the case. Karma is twofold, hidden and manifest, Karma is the man that is, Karma is his action. True that each action is a cause from which evolves the countless ramifications of effect in time and space. WILLIAM Q. JUDGE, The Path, Sep. 1886 Think about karma as a bank. The Karma Bank is an impartial, honorable, incorruptible, infallible solid establishment. Every single person in the whole universe has an account in this colossal depository. Each time you perform a positive action, you add good karma to your account. Every negative action that you perform produces bad karma. The ultimate goal is to have your account in perfect balance. When this is achieved, you will have mastered your karma. MARY T. BROWNE, The Power of Karma Karma karma karma karma karma chamelion, You come and go, you come and go. Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams, Red gold and green, red gold and green. CULTURE CLUB, "Karma Chamelion"

Sunday, 8 July 2012

funny beer pictures

BRAINS OF BRITAIN

BRAINS OF BRITAIN UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)

Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
 Contestant: Homosexuals.
Jeremy Paxman: No.
They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. BEG,

BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)

Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.
Jamie Theakston: There's a clue in the title.
Contestant: Leicester

BBC NORFOLK

Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: I don't know.
Stewart White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant: Arm
Stewart White: Correct.
And if you're not weak, you're...?
Contestant: Strong.
Stewart White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
 Contestant: Louis
Stewart White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: Frank Sinatra?

LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS )

Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy ?
Contestant: France. Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.
Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.
Trelinski: Just guess a country then.
Contestant: Paris.

PHIL WOOD SHOW

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR) Phil Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible? Contestant: Er... .... ... Phil Wood: It's got two syllables . . . Kor . . Contestant: Blimey? Phil Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . . Contestant: (Silence) Phil Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . . Contestant: Walked?

Saturday, 7 July 2012

'Ghost' seen in UK pub

'Ghost' seen in UK pub http://thetruthbehindthescenes.wordpress.com/2010/09/16/ghost-spotted-in-cumbria-pub-video-pictures/