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Friday, 6 December 2013
GOALS

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Break up quote
whether you have lost a job.
Move on and let go.
Life can be joyful and rewarding again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Revenge... is like a rolling stone,
which, when a man hath forced up a hill,
will return upon him with a greater violence,
and break those bones whose sinews gave it motion.
- Albert Schweitzer
When you break up, your whole identity is
shattered. It's like death.
- Dennis Quaid

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Saturday, 16 March 2013
Things You Most Likely Never Get to See
Things You Most Likely Never Get to See
Ice cream sandwiches being made:Springs being made:Pencils being sharpened:Mold forming:Bread dough being cut:How holes are drilled in metal:Trombones being made:What a liter bottle of soda looks like before compressed air is added:CDs being made:Popcorn popping:How fences are made:Iron being shaped:Gloves being made:The horrible, horrible process of making a hot dog:The making of a dart:A kunckleball in slow motion:How keys work:
Sunday, 28 October 2012
GOLFER AT THE DENTIST
GOLFER AT THE DENTIST
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two mates sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work! "
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him........"
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Friday, 5 October 2012
25 Things You Wouldn’t Believe About These Countries
25 Things You Wouldn’t Believe About These Countries
Depending upon your definition, and whether or not you count Taiwan , there are “approximately” 196 countries in the world as of this writing. So while you may consider yourself to be a knowledgeable global citizen, and we’re sure you are, given the dynamic and complex nature of our planet there are certain to be at least a couple facts on this list that you will find surprising. Here are 25 things that you wouldn’t believe about these countries.
25 Covers the most time zones – France
France
If you count everything, including overseas territories, then France claims the title by covering 12 time zones. The United States would be the runner-up with 11 and then Russia with 9.
24 Most likely to disappear beneath the waves – Maldives
Maldives
With all the talks of global warming and rising sea levels, it is the residents of the Maldives that have the greatest reason to fear. With an average height of around 1.8 meters above sea level their nation is the lowest on Earth.
23 Most overweight population – Nauru
NauruWith over 95% of its population being overweight, the small island nation of Nauru is by far the fattest country on Earth. Its obesity epidemic is primarily attributed to the importation of western fast food that coincided with an increased standard of living in the 20th century due to the global popularity of its phosphate exports. It’s almost non sequitur…almost.
22 Roads made of coral – Guam
Guamphoto – theworldgeography.com
Because Guam doesn’t have any natural sand, but rather coral, the island nation makes its asphalt using a mix of ground coral and oil rather than importing sand from abroad.
21 Has 350 sheep for every person – Falkand Islands ( UK )
Falkland Islands
With only about 3,000 people the Falkland Islands are home to approximately half-a million-sheep. Not surprisingly wool is a major export.
20 Oldest sovereign state – Egypt
Egypt
This largely depends upon your definition of a sovereign state but if you are going by first acquisition of sovereignty then Egypt would be the first country in the world to achieve sovereignty based upon the formation of the first dynasty in 3100 BC.
19 Most lakes in the world – Canada
Canada
With over 3 million lakes 9% of Canadian territory is actually fresh water and over 60% of all the lakes in the world are found within its borders.
18 Least likely place to meet your neighbor – Mongolia
Mongoliaphoto – theatlantic.com
At 4 people per square mile Mongolia is the least densely populated country on Earth. Compare this to the Mong Kok district of Hong Kong that has the highest population density in the world with 340,000 people per square mile.
17 Largest number of tanks – Russia
Russian tanks
It is a strange title to hold, but Russia has by far the most tanks of any army in the world (21,000). Unfortunately for the motherland most of these outdated machines are tributes to its past, and although outnumbered (16,000), the United States has a much more advanced tank inventory.
16 The land of no rivers – Saudi Arabia
Saudi Arabiaphoto – americanbedu.com
Sounds a bit strange doesn’t it? For a country as big as Saudi Arabia there has to be at least some sort of flowing water. Well, there isn’t. Most of their fresh water comes from desalinization plants or underground reservoirs.
15 Youngest population of any country – Niger
Niger
Generally the worlds youngest country is determined by calculating the portion of the population that is younger than 15. Presently it is Niger that holds this distinction with roughly half of its population having barely reached puberty (49%).
14 Most diverse country in the world – India
India
In almost every category – culturally, economically, climatically, racially, linguistically, ethnically, and religiously India is either the most diverse countries in the world, or the runner-up.
13 Fastest disappearing nation – Ukraine
Ukraine
With a natural decrease in population of .8% annually, between now and 2050 Ukraine is expected to lose around 30% of its people.
12 Most of its citizens live abroad – Malta
Malta
After some rough economic times coupled with an increased birth rate, Malta experienced significant immigration. It was so significant that there are now more Maltese living abroad than within the country itself.
11 Smaller than Central Park in New York City – Monaco
Monaco
Although Vatican City is smaller (.17 sq mi) than Monaco (.8 sq mi), unlike Monaco it doesn’t have any permanent residents which leaves Monaco as the smallest permanently inhabited nation in the world…smaller than Central Park .
10 Almost entirely covered in jungle – Suriname
Suriname
With 91% of its land covered in jungle Suriname ’s half-a-million residents live primarily along the coast near the capital. Only 5% of the population (mainly indigenous people) live inland.
9. Almost entirely treeless – Haiti
Haiti
On the opposite end of the spectrum is Haiti , a country that has been so badly deforested that you can tell where it borders the Dominican Republic by looking at a satellite image ( Haiti is on the left in the photo above).
8. Largest country with no farms – Singapore
Singaporephoto – nationalgeographic.com
Although there are a number of small nations in the world that show no hint of having an agriculture based economy, (take Vatican City for example) Singapore is the largest of these urban city-states.
7. Most languages spoken – Papua New Guinea
Papua New Guineaphoto – nationalgeographic.com
Although English is its official language, only 1-2% of the population actually speak it. As the most linguistically diverse country in the world, over 820 languages are spoken in Papua New Guinea or 12% of the world’s total.
6. Most educated people – Canada
Canadian university
With 50% of its population having been educated at the post secondary level, Canada easily has the most educated populace in the world. It is followed by Israel at 45% and Japan at 44%.
5. The “country desert” – Libya
Libya
With 99% of the country covered in desert Libya is one of the most arid places in the world and in some regions decades may go by without a single drop of rain.
4. Least peaceful nation in the world – Somalia
Somaliaphoto – latimes.com
Although for the last three years Iraq has been ranked as the least peaceful country in the world, according to the Global Peace Index Somalia overtook it this year for the top spot.
3. Produces most of the world’s oxygen – Russia
Siberian forest
Siberia is home to approximately 25% of the world’s forests that span an area larger than the continental United States , making Russia the largest converter of CO2 into breathable compounds.
2. World’s largest opium producer – Afghanistan
poppies in Afghanistanphoto – wikimedia
Producing a whopping 95 percent of the world’s opium, not even 10 years of occupation by American forces have slowed down the industry.
1. Most people behind bars – United States
American prison
When it comes to incarcerating its population, the United States is the world’s uncontested leader. With 2.2 million people behind bars it has 5% of the world’s population but 25% of the world’s incarcerated population. China comes in second place at 1.5 million and Russia comes third at 870,000.
Thursday, 20 September 2012
How to Be a Better Person
Edited by GodBlessErica
How to Be a Better Person
- Decide what it is that you consider a 'good' person to be. You can do this by observing people you love or respect. Realizing their best qualities and admirable traits and implementing this upon your own personality
- Befriend people who you consider a good influence, but don't expect them to be saints. They may make mistakes because they don't realize they have the virtues you see in them. Never give up.
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Friday, 14 September 2012
10 Ways to Pinpoint Your Niche Market
Published by Jerome Ratliff
10 Ways to Pinpoint Your Niche Market
So what is niche market?
Wikipedia says – A niche market is the subset of the market on which a specific product is focusing.
I couldn’t explain it any better and I’m not going to try. 

With a business, it’s essential to know your niche market. It allows you to know who you are working with and how to cater your message for them.
I am going to show you 10 ways you can pinpoint your niche market.
1. Describe in a simplified term who your niche market is (i.e. second income) – Thanks Tommy!
2. Search your term on Google and target the 100,000′s or 10,000′s versus millions.
3. Review alternative results in the “Searches related to” section (bottom of search screen) and search on those keywords.
4. Search for your term(s) on Alexa.com and what sites appear with a good ranking.
5. Determine the benefit your product, service, or business offers.
6. Review what other successful people who are in your industry are doing and do what they are doing.
7. Join networking sites who are in your industry and follow the popular people (i.e. BetterNetworker.com).
8. Review the top searched words or phrases.
9. For your industry, describe your ideal client’s biggest struggle (i.e. I’m too fat).
10. Focus on what value you bring to the table.
Bonus – Search for popular books in your industry at Amazon.com and within the listing, check what keywords they use.
Not only will you know who your niche market is, but your results will allow you to pinpoint your keywords and what may potentially be your own slogan for what you do.
Robert Allen goes on to say, “There is a fortune to be made in marketing your ideas and the ideas of others.”
And when you have your niche market pinpointed, you will most certainly be on your way.
Jerome Ratliff
Saturday, 25 August 2012
Scandal of midwife who 'ran off with a married man five months after she delivered his baby'
Scandal of midwife who 'ran off with a married man five months after she delivered his baby'
By Andy Dolan
A midwife who helped deliver a couple’s first
baby had an affair with the father a few months later.
Rebecca Lewis, 34, began the affair with Ian Malin after the three became Facebook friends following the birth of his son Jacob.
And when the child was five months old, Mr Malin walked out on his wife, Sarah, 33, on Mother’s Day – after she confronted him over a suspicious text message on his phone.
Miss Lewis, a mother of three, is understood to have been given a dressing down by hospital managers after Mrs Malin made an official complaint.
She could now face an investigation by the nursing watchdog.
Yesterday Mrs Malin, a youth support worker from Pontardawe, South Wales, confirmed the split.
A friend said it was only a few weeks ago that Mrs Malin learned of the full extent of her husband’s betrayal, when she realised texts on her husband’s phone came from the same number she had stored for Miss Lewis in her phone.
She told the friend: ‘How could anyone help deliver another woman’s baby, then go off with her husband? Of all the women Ian could have fallen for, this has to be the sickest choice. It’s horrific – like something out of the movie Fatal Attraction.’
Miss Lewis is understood to have broken up
with her long-term boyfriend around the time that Mr Malin left his wife.
The ex-partner, who works in IT, is thought to be father to at least two of the midwife’s children.
The Malins married in 2009 and met Miss Lewis last October when Mrs Malin went into labour and was admitted to Singleton Hospital, Swansea.
Within 48 hours of them leaving hospital with Jacob, Miss Lewis is said to have tracked the couple down on Facebook, sending each a request to be her friend on the social networking site.
Rebecca Lewis, 34, began the affair with Ian Malin after the three became Facebook friends following the birth of his son Jacob.
And when the child was five months old, Mr Malin walked out on his wife, Sarah, 33, on Mother’s Day – after she confronted him over a suspicious text message on his phone.
Miss Lewis, a mother of three, is understood to have been given a dressing down by hospital managers after Mrs Malin made an official complaint.
She could now face an investigation by the nursing watchdog.
Yesterday Mrs Malin, a youth support worker from Pontardawe, South Wales, confirmed the split.
A friend said it was only a few weeks ago that Mrs Malin learned of the full extent of her husband’s betrayal, when she realised texts on her husband’s phone came from the same number she had stored for Miss Lewis in her phone.
She told the friend: ‘How could anyone help deliver another woman’s baby, then go off with her husband? Of all the women Ian could have fallen for, this has to be the sickest choice. It’s horrific – like something out of the movie Fatal Attraction.’

Midwife crisis: Miss Lewis, a 36-year-old mother-of-three,
is a midwife at Swansea's Singleton Hospital
The ex-partner, who works in IT, is thought to be father to at least two of the midwife’s children.
The Malins married in 2009 and met Miss Lewis last October when Mrs Malin went into labour and was admitted to Singleton Hospital, Swansea.
Within 48 hours of them leaving hospital with Jacob, Miss Lewis is said to have tracked the couple down on Facebook, sending each a request to be her friend on the social networking site.
Mrs Malin told her friend she considered the
request a ‘nice gesture’ and was not suspicious.
But her husband, a nurse at another hospital, soon began staying out overnight with ‘friends’.
On Mother’s Day, Mrs Malin found a text message on her husband’s phone from ‘Orange Text Support’ which said: ‘Hi Party Boy, when can I phone you?’
She confronted Mr Malin, who plays guitar in a
local wedding and covers band.
He denied he was having an affair, but agreed to move out when he was unable to explain the message.
Mrs Malin then spent the next few weeks trying to work out who the message could have come from, until she realised the number was her midwife’s. Mrs Malin’s friend said the new mother confronted her husband again, and he admitted having sex with Miss Lewis in a car after one of his shows with his band, Silver.
Mrs Malin has now filed for divorce. She told the friend: ‘All my hopes have been taken from me by a woman who was in a trusted position.’
Miss Lewis has denied sleeping with Mr Malin in his car, but refused to comment when contacted at her converted barn on the Gower Peninsula, near Swansea.
Moments earlier, Mr Malin was seen hurrying inside.
A spokesman for Singleton Hospital refused to comment, other than to say that the board would be investigating.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1392095/Midwife-probed-delivering-baby-beginning-affair-married-father-days-later.html#ixzz24cLEGtiw
But her husband, a nurse at another hospital, soon began staying out overnight with ‘friends’.
On Mother’s Day, Mrs Malin found a text message on her husband’s phone from ‘Orange Text Support’ which said: ‘Hi Party Boy, when can I phone you?’

Home wrecked: Ian and Sarah Malin split just five-months
after the birth of their son
He denied he was having an affair, but agreed to move out when he was unable to explain the message.
Mrs Malin then spent the next few weeks trying to work out who the message could have come from, until she realised the number was her midwife’s. Mrs Malin’s friend said the new mother confronted her husband again, and he admitted having sex with Miss Lewis in a car after one of his shows with his band, Silver.
Mrs Malin has now filed for divorce. She told the friend: ‘All my hopes have been taken from me by a woman who was in a trusted position.’
Miss Lewis has denied sleeping with Mr Malin in his car, but refused to comment when contacted at her converted barn on the Gower Peninsula, near Swansea.
Moments earlier, Mr Malin was seen hurrying inside.
A spokesman for Singleton Hospital refused to comment, other than to say that the board would be investigating.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1392095/Midwife-probed-delivering-baby-beginning-affair-married-father-days-later.html#ixzz24cLEGtiw
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